On stealing the Angry Prof's idea

(AP's Original post)


Things I want:

• A nice, fat raise


• A sidekick


• A Saturn that runs on grass clippings


• New knees


• The end of anything that is Windoze only


• A geothermal system (stole that one directly)


• The greatest chocolate milkshake ever


• A grader


• A fat endowment to fund all of my projects


• A 40 foot planetarium to play with


• An extra set of new knees, in case the first ones don't work out


• To see in person a Penn State national championship


• My friends to stop leaving State College


• A job for Shan that she loves


• KNEES!